Tucker Carlson spins in circles hoping that his audience forgets what he just said

The Every day Present put collectively a pleasant supercut of Fox Information’ Black Lives Matter protests over photographs of the D.C. trucker convoy. The purpose is made.

The remainder of the Fox Information universe is spinning round and round, making an attempt to be sure that its viewers is simply too dizzy to have the ability to pin the tail on the donkey. On this case, that donkey’s identify is Tucker.

Then Tucker mentioned he by no means mentioned what he mentioned and saying he did was not one thing that occurred and the factor he was saying now’s the factor he’s all the time mentioned even when there may be video and audio of him saying the alternative from [looks at watch] a couple of hours in the past.

He wasn’t alone, in fact. There’s all the time Laura Ingraham, who took time away from railing towards immigrants to assault Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy as Russian started invading.

This led Fox Information personalities to try to start the spin cycle the place they clear out their soiled laundry by spreading it throughout all the pieces after which telling everybody that the partitions are made out of soiled laundry. Tucker mentioned if he was flawed in his unending evaluation, then it’s Joe Biden and Kamala Harris’ fault and likewise, he by no means mentioned any of the issues he mentioned—sure, the very issues that he was recorded saying in the last few days.

In the meantime, let’s take a break to see what different concepts Fox Information is placing on the market in regards to the present battle abroad and the rising fuel costs.

You get that? President Joe Biden doesn’t have the powers of social media that Donald Trump had. The truth is Donald Trump, utilizing the ability of his brief, stubby thumbs, may make liquid gold seem from out of the bottom. It’s onerous to essentially argue that with somebody whose understanding of international coverage relies totally on permitting international dictators which are weaker than you to homicide journalists and step throughout you, whereas sometimes providing up decrease oil costs.

Now? Tucker appears to have settled on the concept that NATO, and extra importantly Vice President Kamala Harris, tricked Russia’s Vladimir Putin into invading Ukraine. Does that make the Vice President a double “genius?” Probably. However Tucker might have discovered his method out of this dilemma for now.

Bryce says he doesn’t know what’s happening and Tucker says he does know what’s happening. He’s an ideal foil for Fox Information. Will Bryce Mitchell be interviewed on Fox Information quickly sufficient? Will a man that very confidently tells you he is aware of nothing about something however then has a tough time not telling you his opinions on that factor be the right type of mouthpiece for Tucker to govern with main questions that Mitchell will most certainly simply repeat the final a part of? 

You recognize it.