We’re truthfully shocked the phrases “fugly slut” by no means got here out of her mouth.
Legal professional Basic Pam Bondi appeared earlier than the Home Judiciary Committee for questioning over the Justice Division’s newest (and presumably shadiest) launch of the Jeffrey Epstein recordsdata — and it appears she introduced one thing particular together with her to assist deflect accountability.
Whereas testifying, Bondi could possibly be seen furiously flipping although a binder crammed with ready and individualized insults to hurl at Democrats on the listening to.
The binder, which has since been dubbed a “Imply Ladies”-like “burn guide,” was such a cartoonishly dangerous look that lawmakers on either side of the aisle mocked Bondi for it.
Rep. Thomas Massie (R-Ky.) — whom Bondi accused of getting “Trump Derangement Syndrome” through the listening to — took his roast to X.
“A humorous factor about Bondi’s insults to members of Congress who had severe questions: Employees actually gave her flash playing cards with individualized insults,” Massie wrote. “However she couldn’t memorize them, so you possibly can see her shuffle by them to seek out the flash-cards-insult that matches the member.”
Rep. Jared Moskowitz (D-Fla.) opted to name out Bondi to her face through the listening to by taking his last few moments to ask her about her little “burn guide.”
“Flip to the Jared Moskowitz part,” he stated whereas pointing to her binder with a smirk on his face. “I’m to see what workers supplied on the oppo on me.”
Flipping over a small white board, Moskowitz defined that for the reason that Winter Olympics are presently in full swing, he was going to “grade” her insult on him just like the judges scoring every sporting occasion.
“So, give me your finest one!” Moskowitz grinned as different lawmakers laughed within the background.
In the course of the listening to, Moskowitz sat beside a stack of books that included a President Donald Trump-endorsed Bible. Earlier in his remarks, Moskowitz used the bible as a prop to make a bigger level concerning the variety of occasions the president’s identify pops up within the Epstein recordsdata.
“Trump’s identify seems extra occasions within the Epstein recordsdata than God’s identify seems within the guide about God,” Moskowitz stated whereas holding the Bible. “By the best way, that is the Trump Bible. Transfer over, King James.”
Bondi averted the comment about Trump by chastising Moskowitz for utilizing the Bible for a bit.
“Nothing is humorous about mocking the Bible,” she sneered. “And holding up a Trump Bible. …That’s what you probably did! You made a joke, and I discover offense to that. That’s all I’ve to say. Disgrace.”
