Tesla’s Optimus Prime Time
When the moon is within the Tesla’s home, and Jupiter aligns with Musk… Then robots will information the planets, and AI will steer the celebrities…
That is the dawning of an age of Aquarius — er, abundance!
Can we save the dawning for slightly later? I’m hitting snooze once more.
Oh, perhaps you’d desire a robotic butler to return wake you up? Possibly even make your mattress for ya? What, is the dawning age of our new AI overlords harshing your mellow?
I do know, the robotic future the Jetsons promised me is a bit not on time.
However in keeping with Elon Musk — who the Jetsons didn’t fairly warn me about both — Tesla’s (Nasdaq: TSLA) new humanoid robotic may be robo-moonwalking your manner ahead of beforehand anticipated.
Initially teased final 12 months, the Optimus AI-powered humanoid is meant to hold out no matter work people don’t wish to do — guide labor and menial duties and whatnot. Supposedly.
This might release people to do, properly … ¯_(ツ)_/¯ What it’s we had been really speculated to be doing once more? Praising the solar? Gathering sustenance? I heard “play one other spherical of CIV,” however that’s simply me.
Anyway, with robotic servants shut at hand, the Musk man says these metal-handed menaces will usher in … huzzah … an incredible “age of abundance!” It’ll be a revolution larger than the Tesla EV itself! Supposedly.
However for all y’all with visions in your head of rampant AI uprisings and robotic enslavement, concern not:
As you see Optimus develop, everybody’s going to ensure it’s protected. No Terminator stuff or that form of factor. — Elon Musk
Oh good. Some reassurance.
By no means thoughts that this is similar man who, in a earlier assertion on the AI bot venture, stated: “It most likely received’t work.” And I believe that’s one prediction out of this robotic battle which may really come true — Elon’s 2023 manufacturing timeline however.
This has gotten a bit heavy — can we’ve got a cheeky Quote of the Week to, uh, finish the week?
Oh, certainly! Behold: As quickly because the AI robotic information dropped, so too got here the anti-AI bot consideration:
Tesla has not even (after years of effort) come near reliably fixing one comparatively easy process (driving); to say {that a} robotic that has by no means been proven publicly will remedy all of human duties within the subsequent 12 months or two is preposterous.
He can ship no matter he desires subsequent 12 months, since he’s the boss, however there isn’t any manner that model one will come anyplace close to his ambitions, whether it is launched that shortly. — Gary Marcus, AI researcher
Given how a lot we’ve adopted Tesla’s earlier antics, you Nice Ones ought to know that Musk’s flashier teases (don’t suppose an excessive amount of into that) are used to both promote one thing totally different fully … or to cowl up one thing else fully.
Like when his social media desires had been “conveniently” posted across the similar time as Tesla’s Shanghai plant closure, as an illustration. Simply saying.
On this case, Elon’s AI bot fanfare helped kick off the opening day hype prepare for Tesla’s new Austin, Texas meeting plant. Truthfully, that manufacturing information would have been an attention-grabbing story in and of itself. However that is Elon Musk right here, so … robots.
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On one facet we’ve got the Elon-esque “every part might be simply fiiiiine” crowd, and on the opposite facet … one thing a bit extra apocalyptic. However what’s really occurring within the, umm, non-terrifying AI market in the present day?
Effectively … Adam O’Dell says there’s a little-known inventory on the middle of all this AI motion.
Actually, this small-cap inventory is presently buying and selling for lower than it prices to purchase a tank of gasoline — giving on a regular basis traders the prospect to get in on the bottom flooring of what may grow to be an $80 TRILLION trade over the following 10 years.
Click on right here for Adam’s “no Terminator stuff” take a look at AI.
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Take pleasure in the remainder of your weekend, Nice Ones! We’ll be again with you tomorrow to … properly … do it yet again.
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