“Date shakes are a sort of milkshake made with dates and originated within the Coachella Valley in California.”
The place do you assume this sentence comes from?
- A state honest recipe contest.
- A brochure from a neighborhood chamber of commerce.
- A invoice within the California Legislature.
The reply is C. It’s the first sentence of a invoice by Democratic Assemblymember Eduardo Garcia of Coachella that will have made the date shake California’s “official state milkshake.”
Garcia noticed the invoice as a enjoyable approach to assist the date trade in his district, which suffered through the pandemic from festivals being canceled and a drop in vacationers visiting the area and sipping date shakes. Mercifully, his legislative colleagues thought higher of creating a legislation about milkshakes — even when date shakes are, because the invoice notes, “excessive in fiber, iron, potassium and niacin” — and refused to deliver it up for a vote earlier than a key deadline earlier this summer time. So it’s lifeless for this yr.
However with the legislative session ending Wednesday, it’s discouraging to see that loads of different trivial payments are nonetheless alive. Sure, lawmakers have tackled some essential points this yr — proposing legal guidelines that will make it simpler to construct housing and create jobs, confront the local weather disaster, mend unfairness within the justice system and assist employees take break day to take care of household. However California’s huge issues are more durable to handle when policymakers and their workers get slowed down with minutia. Too many payments quantity to legislative muddle.
Lots of the pointless payments nonetheless pending within the Legislature or heading to the governor’s desk start with an concept that evokes sympathy however don’t provide significant options. A proposed “Invoice of Rights” for canine and cats says, amongst different issues, that they “should be free from exploitation, cruelty, neglect and abuse.” We agree wholeheartedly, however state legislation already protects towards animal abuse. The invoice would require animal shelters to submit the rights — and topic them to fines in the event that they fail to.
One other invoice requires social media firms to publicly submit their coverage on use of their platforms to distribute unlawful medicine. It’s comprehensible that lawmakers would wish to tackle the scourge of younger individuals utilizing social media to acquire harmful medicine like fentanyl. However does anybody actually assume the issue will probably be solved by forcing Instagram or Snapchat to submit a discover saying they prohibit drug dealing?
Then there are the payments containing concepts that appear cheap however not essential sufficient to benefit a brand new legislation. Take out of doors lighting fixtures on state-owned buildings. Stargazers who like darkish skies backed laws requiring the state to make use of movement sensors or different units to maintain lights off when not in use. However the state might do that with no legislation. Equally, laws requiring state businesses assist native governments adjust to natural waste recycling packages looks like the type of factor that shouldn’t require a brand new legislation. Isn’t it apparent that the federal government is meant to cooperate to serve the individuals?
Different laws delves into puzzling ranges of minutia, like a invoice to incorporate a particular reference to the House Drive in each state legislation regarding veterans or the armed forces. The U.S. Division of Protection has acknowledged the House Drive as a department of the armed forces since 2019. Do we actually must replace 19 state code sections to mirror that? Or a invoice that enables the governor to declare a state of emergency particularly for an electromagnetic pulse assault, which is a burst of radiation attributable to a nuclear explosion. Sounds scary. However state legislation already provides the governor energy to declare an emergency over a variety of “circumstances of catastrophe or of utmost peril,” which presumably would come with a nuclear accident or assault.
California has a number of actual issues that ought to maintain policymakers busy — the nation’s highest poverty price, a extreme scarcity of housing, an ongoing drought, thousands and thousands of scholars who can’t learn or do math at grade stage. Lawmakers ought to cease tinkering on the margins and give attention to crafting legal guidelines that may meaningfully enhance life for Californians.
